"I'm sixteen years old! I'm a priestess of death! What do I need breasts for?"
--Ariath and Rhynwa
"I give her a feel."
"I'm really offended."
--Kerouac and an illusory image of Ariath
"I am Signet the Significant, Demon Slayer..."
"I'm sorry, Signet, you forgot to phrase that in the form of a question."
--Signet, failing at Jeopardy
"What kind of lame-ass assassins *are* you guys?"
--Kerouac, to Frank and Charlie Ofnomatter
"Wood alcohol. I'm a wood elf."
--Kerouac, at a bar
"You have a beauty mark on your--"
--Gordon, identifying Sunny
"Hey, Javair-head. Of police."
--Rhynwa dissing Javert
"That guy Signet? Is he as much of a dweeb as most of the other Red-Purple Hawks?"
"Well, after a daring resc--I mean escape..."
"She isn't gonna hurt me."
--Ralchar, on Signet's weird attempt to protect him from Shilree
"In the forest, we have no psychodramas. We have large snakes. We kill them, and make belts out of them."
--Oethnar, weighing in on a screaming match between Signet and the Sunfighter
"Well, see, in here I'm not really an omnipotent goddess who gets to shack down with Death; I'm only a mental picture."
--image of Lady Jenny in Rhynwa's brain
"I have an announcement to make. I am not really an elf. Yea werily, I am a tree. I have come to the human lands to
observe you and your kind, but now I am going back to the forest because, after observing you, I have decided that
all humans are completely insane."
--Ed running Oethnar in the final session; or, "What happens when you break up with your girlfriend and leave your PC in somebody else's hands"