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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

The Book of Ataniel

Red Crystal Divider


Red Crystal

"Party on, Trill."

"Party on, Wyv."

"Well, we're here today to discuss a group named Sway, a most excellent party of adventurers. NOT!!!"

"I think they suck."

"Oh, but I disagree, my friend. I think their combination of power, intelligence, teamwork among divergent individuals and creativity might make them a worthy opponent for anyone, even you or I. And monkeys might fly out of my butt."

"Did you see that gross birth scene they did last time? I thought I was going to hurl."

"Please, if you hurl, then I will blow chunks. And then we'll have one giant spew-fest, and you know how bad that would smell."

"Probably like Luthien."

"True. But does he smell as bad as Jarth Averdale, whom, I happen to know, blows goats?"

"I just wanna kill that otherdimensional happy babe. That bitch!"

"Now, calm down. I think we should end our show by proving how much smarter we are than Sway by solving one of the problems they never could. How about the old Man in the Purple Hood?"

"Cool." (waves hands)

"Hey! What am I doing here?"

"Now let's see who you really are!" (rips off hood)

"Why, it's Kevin, owner of the haunted bar!"

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling evil archmages!"

"Jah, right." (incinerates him)

"Well, that's all the time we have for today. Party on, Trill."

"Party on, Wyv."

Red Crystal Divider

(By Jonah Cohen)


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