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A Score-Card of Ataniel
Gertrude, er, Laura has already listed the great pickup lines of Ataniel (try 'em at home!) To see how well they worked, heretofore a list of who was zooming who; I apologize if I forgot anyone's rides on the ole carnal carousel.
| PC on PC |
| Rhynwa + Oethnar |
| Rhynwa + Farstalker |
| PC on NPC |
| Shilree + Ralchar |
| Kerouac + an odd bimbo or two |
| Max + Candi + Bambi |
| Oethnar + Ariath |
| Star-crossed Almost a Couple of the Year |
| Sunny + Max |
| PC on PC |
| Luthien + Rhynwa |
| Khyrisse + Max |
| Max + Sunny (alternate timeline only) |
| Khyrisse + Schneider (ditto) |
| Palmer + Tila |
| PC on NPC |
| Tila + Thurm |
| Star-crossed Almost a Couple of the Year |
| Janther + Syndy |
| PC on PC |
| George + Kitty |
| Praxis + Inez |
| Threnody + Evil Max |
| PC on NPC |
| Tila + Kieran (dead version) |
| Evil Max + Seven |
| Praxis + Persephone |
| George + Jarth's wife |
| Tila + Slaad Boy |
| Max + Savis |
| Star-crossed Almost a Couple of the Year |
| Praxis + Endicott |
| PC on PC |
| Signet + Waterloo |
| Tila + Kieran (live version) |
| Star-crossed Almost a Couple of the Year |
| Luthien + Merwyn |
Most Corny Pickup Line: "All my clothes blew up with the ship." --Inez. Right, like we haven't heard that one a zillion times.
Cutest NPC/NPC Couple: Without a doubt, Lotus + Edyric. It was so cute the way they'd call each other "pookie", trade a quick little kiss or two, then go out and kill lots of people.
Ickiest NPC/NPC Couple: Zzenith + Belle rates high marks, but far and away the evillest one has to be Doug Barre + Winona Ryder.
Who Says All Men Are Dogs: Not only did Luthien stand by his woman, he did so even after learning first-hand that Trissia Maddyx eschews underwear.
Who Says Nice Guys Finish Last?: Who scored with the most people? That's right, Mr. Nice Guy himself, Maxwell Silverhammer, including the now legendary Menage a Max aboard the Love Boat. And that ain't even counting his evil twin's conquests.
What's Wrong With This Picture?!?: Laura Nagel has played 5 characters. All three of the female characters have gotten lucky. The males have remained chaste.
The Love, The Sex, The Psychodrama!: Most angstful relationship? Janther + Shannon had a lot of stormy water under the bridge, but for a wholly in-campaign one, I'll give it to the Max-Khyrisse-Schneider love triangle. Here's hoping they all steer clear of this kind of shenanagens in the future.
Ewww, Those Aren't Reproductive Organs! Eww, What Are Those???: We've scored with many non (demi)human partners, and that ain't even counting the Sunfighters as demons. Some of the various oddities bedded-- a doppelganger, a zaptian, an illithid, a death-slaad, a ghost, and a tree.
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