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The Corniest/Funniest Pick-Up Lines of Ataniel

The best, worst, funniest, and just plain weirdest pick-up lines in ten years on Ataniel...

"Let's go upstairs and rub ointment in our wounds."

--Rhynwa, to Oethnar

"Does your order have a vow of chastity?"

--some babe Christian the paladin was questioning

"Waow! What are YOU doing tonight?"

--Kimmy, to Luthien after he jolted her back from death with an essence blast

"Come here, womanly woman! Hold onto the long healing rod!"

-- the Evil Dr. Zeinfeld, to Khyrisse

"TAKE me, Evil Doctor!"

--Tila, flinging her clothes off

"Now I'm really curious about this body so I want to find someone to have sex with me."

--George, to Kitty

"Hi. I'm Tila. I'm a hero."

--Tila, to some Javinese priest

"I am the lord of rodly might."

--Palmer

"Yeah, well at least I'm not tied to a stake."

"Yeah, well... maybe I like being tied to a stake."

--Tila and Palmer

"You know, they may hang me."

--Palmer, to Tila

"Do you sleep?"

"I bed. Come an' find out."

--Threnody and Kieran

"I should let you know, all my clothes got blown up with the ship."

--Inez

"1200 memories and come keep me company tonight."

--Tila, haggling with the Death Slaad

"You know, Max, when I first met you, I was a woman, and I'm a woman again."

--Threnody, to Evil Max

"Could someone lend me some money? I don't have a place to sleep tonight."

--Threnody

"You're just not catching the pheromones, Max."

--Threnody

"Well, Max, here we go halfway across the planet to face destinies we don't even understand. (pause) You know, we may all be killed there. (pause) This is a pass, in case you were wondering."

--Threnody, to Evil Max.

"Is this body married too?"

--Trissia, to Luthien upon his reincarnation

"We're allowed to bring dates to the wedding, right?"

--Endicott, to Praxis

"I'll see that a tent is prepared--"
"Is there room in your tent?"
"In my tent?"
"Just for me."

--Tila, to Kieran in the alternate universe

"Perhaps you have a change of clothes in your bag, Jack?"
"I, uh, don't think so..."
"Good."

--Valende, to Jack

"You ever hear of saddle smile?"

--Asinus the talking donkey, to Khyrisse

"This donkey tongue ain't just for show, chickie-baby."

--Asinus to Khyrisse

"Well, what are you waiting for, man? Let's go see if they need someone to scrub their backs!"

--Ebreth to Vas, re Khyrisse and Ariath

"The Cynystran army isn't here now."

--Ebreth to Khyrisse

"Shut up and kiss me."

--Ariath to Vas

"Hey, lolly, come give us a little mouth-to-mouth, why don't you."

--Asinus to Khyrisse

"Hey, chickie, you look like your nerves could use some soothing. Have you noticed I'm not wearing any pants?"

--Asinus to Khyrisse

"You know, Asinus, I think I would like some long, hard donkey--"

--Ailonwy the demon, to Asinus

"Getting a woman into the sack is a lot like disemboweling an ogre."

--Kerouac

"Did Kerouac already ask you if you wanted to fuck?"

--Kerouac to Ember

"Does this mean that fucking is out?"

--Kerouac to an angry Valende

"Is that dress illusory?"
"You are welcome to try and disbelieve it, monsieur."

--Vas and Ember

"Why don't you come up to my room tonight and I'll teach you some Elvish?"

--Val to Rani

"Rani, Rani, young and sweet. Your little toes, your little feet."

--Marty Hu's love poems

"Marty, I'm a lesbian. That means I like women."
"I like women too! We have something in common!"

--Marty and Rani

"You, me, a bottle of chianti, this half-flayed rabbit wriggling around in our orifices..."

--Nox to Vas

"I'm not a virgin... I've had sex lots of times. I'm pretty good, I think."

--Kingfisher to Marty

"You like me or NOT, Jack?"

--Aithne to Jack

"It's been two thousand years, lass. Aren't you curious at all?"

--Kieran, to Kyria

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