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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

The Book of Ataniel

He's the world's most powerful illusionist. Blue Crystal He's the greatest living master of the Cantrip.
He's feared. Blue Crystal He's mocked or pitied.
He has the might of a nation. Blue Crystal He has a full set of Legos.
He's the husband of the world's most neurotic woman. Blue Crystal He's the father of the world's youngest goddess.
He spends his time creating spells + evilly plotting. Blue Crystal He spends 12% of his time in the belief that he's a frog.

What happens when they meet?

The World Wrestling Federation of Ataniel presents
the Match of the Century:

ERIC
vs.
DEREK
!!!!!!!!

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Don't miss this clash of the modern day titans!

Eric: "Derek T. Deranged, I'm gonna cast so many illusions at you, you won't know what's real and what's fantasy."

Derek: "Oh, right. Like I have a good grip on reality as is."

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Here's what the experts of Ataniel are saying about this match:

Luthien, member of the Sewer Tour: "Eric is an illusionist. Anyone can beat the crap out of an illusionist. They're feebs."

King Tenneran Raymonde of Dalencia: "Derek thinks he has a chance against Duke Eric? Is he crazy?"

Khyrisse, Goddess of Trade: "If Derek the Deranged is injured in this match, the economic minister of Cynystra is gonna be thinking that Javert has a real cushy job."

Palmer Khan, member of the Sewer Tour: "Mah atternees have advised me that showin an intrest in any violent cahnflicts could be detrimental to my case. No comment."

Duke Ravenhill of Dalencia: "Derek is >mad!< >Mad< I tell you!

Javert, Lord of Rimbor: "There better not be any illegal holds."

Brain Mechanism, member of the New Significants: "I calculate the odds in favor of Eric by 27,000 to 1. Nonetheless, I find that Derek the Deranged exhibits a very fascinating form of paranoid schizophrenia. I should like a chance to study him."

Shilree, spokesperson for the City of Trade: "Who cares? {rolls eyes}"

Kevin, bartender of The Mithril Dagger: "I think you have to say Eric's the favorite. But hey, if the Significants won the Demon War, anything's possible. And the Mithril Dagger will be showing this match on closed circuit, so come on by..."

Janther Moria, member of the Sewer Tour: "I don't believe this."

Viscount Schneider, member of the Sewer Tour: "Derek! All the way! He is my main man. Go get em! {waves giant foam 'we're number one' hand}"

Quell, Scourge of All Demons: "I AM CONFIDENT THAT JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL IN THIS MATCH!!! FOR RIGHT SHALL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER WRONG!!! GOOD OVER EVIL!!! LIGHT OVER... (etc.)"

Lord High Justice Alaric, Dalencia: "What? There's a sporting event going on sometime?"

Shannon, Duchhess of Cynystra: "Eric better win this one, if 'e knows what's good for 'im! Otherwise I'd just haveta strangle that crazy old coot meself!"

Kynvelyn, Savior of Neporris: "I wonder if cute babes go to wrestling matches?"

Signet The Significant, etc.: "I wonder if folks bring lots of money to wrestling matches?"

Noyarc, LSRIA: "I'm rooting for Derek. I always like underdogs."

Sir Tomas, paladin of Tal: "Oh, dat Eric be mighty tuff, mon, mighty tuff. But ey, you never know, right? Dat Derek mon is one crazy guy, eh? Ahaha! {big grin}"

Sir Jovaine, paladin of Tal: "I'm sorry, you can't enter the arena without a ticket."

Thurm: "I'm rooting for whoever Tila wants me to."

Tila, member of the Sewer Tour: "I kinda want Eric to win. He's cute and he's rich."

Magnate, Lord of the City of Trade: "I must remain neutral, of course. But I might add that you can place your bets on the match at any of my stores, located closer than you think."

Douglass Barre, DM: "Oh, blow your clue nose."

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DUKE ERIC OF CYNYSTRA
VS.
DEREK THE DERANGED

"Hey! You threw out my pet bat!"
"It's been dead for 8 months, you nimnul!"

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This time, it's personal.

Hit by whatever had Laura before,
Jonah

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