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Lost Souls, Part I
Character(s):
Norna, Flicker, Luthien, Berryn
Author:
Laura Redish
Storyline:
Skeins of Fate
Title
of Post: Fall
Norna suddenly arched as if electricity
was coursing through her veins. "Maman!" she screamed. Flicker caught
her as she fell; she didn't turn on him, just stared, with wild, dizzy eyes.
"Our time is almost up," she said in Old Norse, breathlessly.
"Our time is almost up. Our time is almost up."
"Norn." Flicker shook her.
"We're on track. Keep it together."
She gasped and nodded.
"I don't understand," said
Luthien.
"The Valkyrie," said Flicker.
"My only chance," said Norna.
"Can you guys speak in complete
sentences?" Berryn complained.
"The Valkyrie is gone," said
Norna. "I am the only one left." She straightened, the color
returning to her face, and pushed Flicker away. Norna stood on her own. "For
now. And I will do what I must."
Character(s):
Ebreth Tor, the Horse
Author:
Laura Redish (under the influence of Jeffy)
Storyline:
A Horse Is A Horse
Title
of Post: A Bitching Horse
Ebreth came out onto the porch with his
bag, looking strangely back in. "Jack Paris just tried to rob me," he
said.
"Oh, Grendel," sighed Khyrisse.
"Who's possessing him?"
"Nobody very competent," said
Ebreth.
Just then a liver-bay gelding trotted up
the street. He stopped when he saw them in front of the inn. "The King of
Kings must di-i-i-i-i-ie!" he whinnied at Skitch, and pawed the ground.
Ebreth blinked at him. "It's a horse
of the apocalypse."
Tarrin came out onto the patio, staring at
the horse. "I sense-- determination!" he cried. "And humiliation.
But most of all, determination. This horse wants to help us! He is a bitching
horse!"
"Bitchin'," corrected Skitch,
patting the horse's nose. "You don't pronounce that g."
"Well, that does it," said
Ebreth. "This party member is not fitting in the carriage."
Character(s):
The Rat Pack
Author:
Douglass Barre
Storyline:
Rat Kings and Worse
Title
of Post: Too Much TV Land
"Why not?" Ariath asked Ebreth.
"Well, a horse is a horse,"
Ebreth explained.
"Of course," Ariath said.
"Of course," Khyrisse agreed.
"And no one can talk to a
horse," Ebreth continued.
"Of course," Ariath repeated.
"That is," Tarrin suggested,
"of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister--"
"Fred," the horse replied.
"The King of the Kings must die."
"What do you think he means?"
Khyrisse asked Tarrin.
"I'd go right to the source,"
Tarrin answered.
"And ask the horse?" Ebreth
demanded incredulously.
"He'll give you an answer,"
Tarrin said.
"That's what you endorse?"
Khyrisse asked him.
"Who ever heard of a talking
horse?" Ebreth grumbled.
"Well," Tarrin offered,
"listen to this..." He gestured at the horse.
"I am Mister Fred," the horse
said. "The King of the Kings must diiiiiiiie."
"Diarian culture gets stranger every
day," Ariath sighed.
"Hey, his tail is really short!"
Skitch called from the back end. "It looks like someone cut the end of it
off... just like the Rat!"
Character(s):
Tarrin, Skitch, Ebreth, and Fred
Author:
Laura Redish
Storyline:
A Horse Is A Horse
Title
of Post: Horse Kings?
Despite the idiotic conversation Tarrin
had started about the horse, Skitch was still watching him eagerly as he
crossed to the business end of the horse and took the tail from the boy.
"Very old wound," he said, seriously.
"His tail is docked," said
Ebreth, rolling his eyes. "He's a carriage horse or something."
"His owner did this?" exclaimed
Tarrin, before he could stop himself. Sometimes the gratuitous cruelty of the
barbarians still caught him off guard.
"Are you a carriage horse?"
Skitch asked him.
"Noooooo," he whinnied. "I
am the key to defeating the King of Kiiiiiiings."
"He's pretty dramatic for a
horse," said Ebreth.
"OK," said Skitch, bouncing up
and down. "My name is Wilbur. Call me Wilbur."
"Wiiiiiilbur," said Fred.
"Follow meeeeeee."
Khyrisse winced. This meant she was going
to need to find everyone. Khyrisse hated being the party leader.
Character(s):
Jack Paris
Author:
Douglass Barre
Storyline:
Jack Paris Private Eye
Title
of Post: Here's A Man Who Lives A Life Of Danger...
"Uh, Pieret?" Jack asked of the
man with too many identities.
"What can I do for you, Jack?"
Pieret asked.
"I think I accidentally left my,
um... abacus... in your bag."
"What were you doing in my bag?"
Pieret asked.
"I wasn't. I mean, I thought it was
my bag. Can I look?"
"I'll look," Pieret sighed. He
opened the satchel and started looking in it.
Jack peered into Pieret's satchel with all
the subtlety of a Riklandic musical. Pieret glared at the mathematician.
"Do you mind?" Pieret asked. "It's private."
"What? Oh, just, uh, trying to
help," Jack lied unconvincingly. Pieret watched Jack as he felt in his
satchel. He found no abacus. Jack was
looking guiltily innocent. "It's
not here," Pieret scowled, closing his bag with a snap and locking the
clasp.
"Oh. Sorry to bother you." Jack
shuffled off dejectedly.
"That's the least subtle man I've
ever met," Pieret grumbled.
Inside the satchel, the rat made himself
comfortable. The human was as good a distraction as he had promised.
Character(s):
Khyrisse and the Rat Pack
Author:
Kristin L.K. Andersen
Storyline:
The Rat and Pony Show
Title
of Post: I Just Don't Believe This...
Khyrisse stared at the talking horse and
shook her head in bemusement. She thought about the years with Karellion, and
then about the Sewer Tour. "You know... I almost preferred it when we
didn't know anything and wandered around aimlessly, arguing," she
murmured.
"What did you say, Khyrisse?"
She shook her head again. "Nothing.
I'm going to go get everyone and we can... follow the horse, I guess." She
eyed the Diarian Doctor Dolittle, her apprentice, and the horse with a dubious
look. "Skitch, I am not renaming you Wilbur, and if you ever use the word
kiljhac I'll wash your mouth out with lye."
Tarrin
turned to look at her in astonishment.
"Is it a dirty word?" Skitch
asked curiously.
"Very," Khyrisse said, perfectly
serious, and went inside to find people. "If you don't have your things
with you, folks, get them!" she called over her shoulder to those outside.
***
Valende slipped out of their room, still
under her sanctuary spell, and found Jack, waiting at the end of the hallway.
She reached out to touch his arm, just as he calculated her position in the
hallway and looked directly at her. "That's so clever, Jack," she
murmured, with a smile for him as she dropped the spell. "And so
convenient. Most people are startled when I do that. I checked Ariath's
things," she added, lowering her voice to a whisper.
"The rat is checking out
Pieret's," Jack whispered back. "What did you find?"
"Mostly mage things," she
sighed. "Spell components, a spellbook with her initials set in the cover,
clothes, some money-- normal things. No thieves' tools or strange letters or
anything like that. I did find some small knives that look a lot like the ones
Skitch has, but..." She shrugged with a graceful roll of her shoulders.
Jack looked disappointed. "This isn't
giving us the answers we need."
"It was a good idea anyway,"
Valende consoled him. "It's helping us find answers by the process of
elimination, darling. And we still have one suspect to go."
"Pieret," he agreed. "I
wonder what's keeping the rat?"
***
Khyrisse snapped the Carriage into the
roadway with a gust of wind that tossed her curls around her face. Tarrin
soothed the horse out of its momentary startlement.
She tossed her backpack up onto the roof and climbed up after it.
She stood there and looked around, counting heads.
"Skitch, Tarrin, Ebreth, Ariath, Vas... we're missing half a
dozen people, dammit. Ariath, where's your friend? Grimthane, I think it
was?"
"Oops." Ariath raced into the
inn.
"Vas, where's your sister?"
"Probably with Jack," he said,
grinning up at her.
"Well, I couldn't find either of
them. Care to give it a try? I'll be safe out here with everyone." She
counted off on her fingers some more as Vas disappeared into the inn.
"Grendel. Let's see, the rat will be with Jack...
I hope... Ebreth?"
He came over to the Carriage and looked up
at her as she leaned over the edge. "Yes?"
"Have you seen Cori or Pieret lately?
I... um... seem to remember them disappearing after breakfast." She looked
a little embarrassed, but smiled down at him impishly. "Shortly before our
discussion about the rewards of valor."
Character(s):
Ebreth, Tarrin, Skitch, and Fred
Author:
Laura Redish
Storyline:
A Horse Is A Horse
Title
of Post: All The Pretty Little Horses
"Ah, yes," said Ebreth, and
snapped. "I'll go find them. Wait here."
"Follow meeeeeeee," said the
horse, impatiently, and kicked at the carriage with his left front hoof.
"Hey! You cut that out!"
Khyrisse swatted at him.
"Will we be able to follow the
bitchin' horse in the carriage?" said Tarrin, anxiously. "The
carriage she move very fast."
"Are there horses in Diaria?"
said Skitch.
"Of course, Skitch. The fastest, most
beautiful horses in the world come from the Diaria."
Fred looked at Tarrin like he wanted to
kick him in the pants.
"Cool! Khyrisse, can I have a Diari
horse?"
"Skitch, if you go into Diaria, they
will kill you," said Khyrisse, a little crossly.
Tarrin stood up straight and crossed his
arms. "My people will not harm the Skitch. I am a priest of Pysiri and I
will protect him."
Skitch looked touched. "Thanks, Doofus!"
"You are welcome, little
wiener."
"So can I have a Diari horse,
Khyrisse?"
"We'll discuss this later." The
rest of the group filtered out of the Sturtevant inn. "Is everyone here?
This is, uh--" Khyrisse felt dumber than she had in a long time. "This
is Fred, the talking horse."
Character(s):
Khyrisse and the Rat Pack
Author:
Kristin L.K. Andersen
Storyline:
The Rat and Pony Show
Title
of Post: Because Everybody Knows That Fred Is An Asshole
"Well, I know who to make New Trade's
Diari representative when he's old enough," Khyrisse groused, and climbed
up onto the driver's seat. "I'm driving today, Vas. We won't be flying, so
you're not missing much. Would you and Ariath take the roof?"
Vas shrugged with a smile.
"Certainly, milady." He hopped up and placed a folded blanket on the
roof, then gently helped Ariath to the prepared seat. Ariath fluttered her
eyelashes up at him, and winked at Khyrisse as she passed her. Khyrisse quickly
turned a snicker into an unconvincing cough. Skitch closed the door behind
everyone and scrambled up to sit beside her and Ebreth. "All aboard!"
"Lead on, Fred," Khyrisse said,
gesturing to the talking horse with her whip. She snapped the reins gently, and
the team of spectral horses set off at a sedate pace after their guide.
"Ebreth?" she murmured, once they
were underway. "I hate to harp on the same old subject, but since when do
horses talk?"
"I kind of wondered that
myself," he said in her ear. "But how is this the same old
subject?"
"I wish Flicker were here,"
Khyrisse sighed, very quietly. "I think we might have another demon
possession on our hands. Like that girl that attacked us on our way here."
Character(s):
Ebreth, Fred, the Rat Pack
Author:
Laura Redish
Storyline:
Rat Kings
Title
of Post: The Need For Heroes
"Maybe you should tell Val not to
heal him, then," Ebreth suggested into her ear. The horse wasn't going to
hear them, of course. Ebreth just liked talking into her ear. "We'll keep
an eye on him. He hasn't done anything weird yet, and if he does, we've got
Cori."
That made a certain amount of sense.
Khyrisse suddenly reined the spectral horses in as a smoking town pulled into
view. "Merde!" she swore, softly. "What happened here?"
Fred pawed the ground impatiently.
"Wiiiiiiilbur!" he whinnied. "Hurry up! We must break the chain
to defeat the King of Kiiiiiiiiiiings!"
Khyrisse was going to get that kid.
"His name is Skitch. And I want to find out what's going on here."
Valende cried out and jumped out of the
coach, pointing. A wounded Sturtevanter was collapsed against the broken
signpost. "Help us," he whispered.
Before Khyrisse could worry about it, Val
was already healing the man. He didn't seem to be sucking her soul out or
anything, though he did kind of press back from her. "You're using
witchcraft on me," he said uneasily.
"I'm healing you," she said, a
little offended.
He hesitated a long moment and then waved
it away. "Witch or no, you must help us. Demons have sacked our town. We
would flee this wicked place and move as far from the accursed rift as we can,
but the demons have made off with--with many of our children." He seemed
choked up. "We dare not leave them behind. Who knows what Tal-forsaken
plans the demons have for them? Please, you must help us."
"Rift?" said Tarrin, seeming to
blanch a little. "Where?"
"The riiiiiiiift," whinnied
Fred. "We must go theeeeeere."
"No," pleaded the man. "You
must go to the fallen temple of Tal and save Mick and the others."
Ebreth sighed. "Jack? What's the rat
say?"
"Uhhhhhhh..." said Jack.
"The rat is... sleeping. Yeah, he's sleeping."
"Okay, then it's your call,
Khyrisse."
Character(s):
The Rat
Author:
Douglass Barre
Storyline:
What The Rat Saw
Title
of Post: Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Evil In My Tummy
The Rat was in familiar territory. He had
gotten used to satchels. They were a lot easier to travel in than cages. This
particular satchel, though, was a rat's dream. Aside from a variety of dried
fruits, which the Rat was too polite to sample, there were all sorts of new and
interesting things. In fact, there were almost too many. The satchel seemed a
lot bigger from the inside. The smell of magic was very present, but it wasn't
a nice smell, like the Rat got from Jack. It was bad magic.
"Little Rat not belong!" a voice
said.
"Little Rat come to feed us! Hee hee
hee hee hee!" said another.
This was not normal satchel noise, the Rat
decided.
Two small red beings with big heads and
tails dislodged themselves from beneath a stack of chemically-smelling bags.
The Rat was terrified, but the sigil wasn't resonating. These were evil, but
not the evil he had fled. "Yummy Rat, come to Urt," said one.
"Urt, Rat starts with an R,"
said the other.
"Oh, Bernie, we must protect the
master's secrets! We don't have time for this!"
"And time starts with a T!"
Bernie continued.
The Rat figured it was time to flee.
Grabbing a piece of paper written in an unpleasant looking script, he skittered
towards the direction he remembered as out.
"Bernie! He's getting away! The
master will kill us!"
"Kill starts with a K!"
Clambering over some nasty looking black
knives, the rat saw the exit. The two devilkin were behind him, finally closing
in. The Rat leapt onto a strange graven head and bounded on to the edge of the
satchel.
"He's getting away!" Urt
screamed.
"Hey! I've got your nose, Urt!"
Bernie giggled.
"At's dot fuddy, Berdie!" Urt
cried.
With that distraction, the Rat slipped out
of the bag and into the Trade Carriage. Fortunately, Pieret had slipped the
satchel under his seat, and the Rat could slink over to Jack without being
noticed. Jack didn't even acknowledge the rat as it slipped the paper into
Jack's hand.
Character(s):
Khyrisse, Skitch, Valende, and Vas
Author:
Kristin L.K. Andersen
Storyline:
The Rat and Pony Show
Title
of Post: Dear Goddess
"You know," Khyrisse murmured,
apropos of nothing, "this must be what it's like to have worshippers that
aren't feebs."
"What's it like to have worshippers
that are feebs?" Skitch wanted to know.
"I don't know; I never had any
worshippers," she replied absently, "just vandals. Ask Flicker."
She looked at the man, who seemed much steadier now that Valende was tending to
him. He looked back at her, eyes shadowed with fear and a little bit of
resentment.
Magic and foreigners. Must be. Oh, SPIT, I
can't just waltz off and leave kids in the hands of demons...
"Tarrin, Fred, I'm sorry, but we'll
have to go rescue the kids first. We'll hurry."
"I should think so," said Vas
from behind her. Valende nodded. "Where is this temple?" Khyrisse
asked the Sturtevanter. He pointed down the road towards the main body of
burning buildings. "At the far end
of town, in a clearing on the western side of the hill."
"All right. You stay here. Pack your things,
tell any others to do the same. You'll probably have to leave as soon as we
return with... any children we find." Khyrisse didn't mention that they
might not find any alive still. "How many were taken, do you know?"
"At--at least half a dozen. Maybe as
many as ten..."
Khyrisse sighed. "Okay. Go on."
The Sturtevanter hurried off, looking back several times over his shoulder.
"And tell the other parents, too!" she called after him.
"Boy, that's gonna be a tight
squeeze," Skitch said. "You guys think we're crowded now!" he
called to the others inside the Carriage.
"Well, if anyone doesn't want to go
to the temple, speak up now," Khyrisse said. "I don't like splitting
up the group, but neither do I like dragging everyone off to fight demons. And as
Skitch points out, it's going to be a very crowded ride back if we manage to
rescue the children. Val and Vas and Skitch, at least, will be coming with me,
correct?" All three nodded.
"Those who want to stay behind could
help the families of the children pack, or tend to those who were wounded when
the demons attacked," Valende pointed out gently.
Character(s):
Ebreth, Fred
Author:
Laura Redish
Storyline:
Rat Kings
Title
of Post: The Vengeance Of A Horse
"Are you hinting that I'd be in the
way?" said Ebreth.
"No!" Khyrisse said quickly.
"I--"
"--gave me a graceful way out,"
he finished, his blue eyes twinkling, "but I'm too much of an idiot to
take it. All right, I've been in tough spots before."
"If I heeeeeeelp you," neighed
Fred. "Will you destroy the King of Kiiiiiiings?"
"Well, is he a good guy, or a bad
guy?" asked Ebreth.
"A baaaaaaaaad guy. He turned me into
a hoooooooorse. And he's using you."
"We'll do what we can," said
Khyrisse.
"How can you help us?" said
Skitch.
"I can carry children on my
baaaaaaaack," he offered. Skitch looked disappointed. "I'm only a
hoooooorse, Wiiiiiilbur."
Character(s):
Robinson Paris
Author:
Douglass Barre
Storyline:
Skeins of Fate
Title
of Post: Demons and Devils and Valkyrie, Oh My!
"This is the place Marsok
suggested," sighed Flicker as they approached the fallen temple of Tal.
Norna said nothing. She had been much quieter since... whatever it was... had
happened. Contemplative, even. Robinson Paris was the most talkative of the three,
apparently trying to squeeze a lifetime of talking into the short amount of
time he had left. Fortunately, he turned out to be a much more accessible
storyteller than his mathematician background would suggest. "And after
Darion had attached the rope, it was just a matter of tossing the bags off of
the crows nest..."
Snap.
"Hsh!" Flicker whispered.
Robinson froze. Life and anger washed over Norna's face.
"The Demontide is here," she
said. "Many threads come together in this temple."
From inside the temple came a loud
chanting.
"That's a sacrifice!" Flicker
said. "One done by someone who knows what they're doing!" He raced
towards the temple.
"Messala, you bastard! No!"
Norna yelled. "We want information!"
"You'll get it, ma'am," Robinson
said, racing after Flicker. Luthien and Berryn followed.
Norna scowled. They weren't here to be
heroes. They were here to discover the secret of the Valkyrie disappearance.
Damn mortals, anyway. At least one of them wasn't going to be around after all of
this.
Inside the temple, Mick watched as the
demons or devils or whatever they were danced around him. His friends were
still in the flesh-cage, but the creatures had bound him to some sort of
blooded stone altar. "The blood of the innocent!" one of them cried.
"The soul of the innocent!"
another one yelled.
"Both torn in the name of our lord
and master!" the one with the nasty knife shouted.
"Karak tashva brikilto!" Flicker
shouted. "Begone from here, young ones!"
"Or don't," Luthien smiled.
"Make it fun for us."
"Oh, dear, I seem to be a bit over my
head here," Robinson said, bringing up the rear.
Then they saw the people entering from the
other side of the temple.
Character(s):
Jack Paris and the Rat Pack
Author:
Douglass Barre
Storyline:
Rat Kings For President
Title
of Post: Demons and Devils and Valkyrie, Oh My! (Remix)
"Fred doesn't really strike me as a
Diarian name," Ariath said to the horse, who refused to dignify the
comment with a reply.
"Demon infested temple ahead in three
minutes, fifteen seconds... mark," Jack said.
"Showoff," grinned Val.
Cori seemed to be very upset about
something, and Jack made a mental note to talk to her privately after the demon
raid. Maybe she'd feel better about whatever it was after killing some fell
creatures. Jack wondered if it had to do with Pieret.
The paper that the Rat had brought him
seemed to be in some form of Luciferian writing. Jack had seen such things once
or twice, but never a document this long. He wished Robinson had made him a
linguist. Regardless, it certainly confirmed Ariath's contention that Pieret
was a priest of Lucifer. Could Pieret have something to do with the Demontide
here? Jack couldn't remember if demons and devils worked together very well.
Besides, it might have something to do with the comment Goat-boy had made
regarding souls loose from Hell.
"Is it much farther now, Father Paris?" Ebreth quipped.
"Not much farther now," Jack
said, just as the fallen temple became visible on the other side of the hill.
Chanting was easily heard from inside the great hall.
"This is not where the King of
Kiiiiiings is, Wilbur," Fred said to Skitch.
"It's a detour," Skitch said.
"We'll get to it."
Something was bothering Jack. Something
from within the temple was resonating strangely. It was like a strange bending
of space. Fortunately, it didn't seem to be affecting the Carriage, as Jack
himself had done previously.
"They're sacrificing in there!"
Khyrisse shouted, pulling the carriage to a halt and leaping off.
"Not if we can help it," Val
said, gritting her teeth and following Khyrisse.
The Rat Pack raced towards the open front
of the temple. Indeed, demons of all sizes and descriptions were dancing around
inside the temple in an obscene orgy of desecration.
Then they saw the people entering from the
other side of the temple.
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