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Rimbor City: Arena Lotta Trouble

In which the Sewer Tour, pressed into gladiatorial combat, foment rebellion against the Duke...

"The toast golem!"

-- the Dougmaster

"She's an athletic supporter, I guess..."

-- Tila

"I am not in mourning! I AM IN A SNIT!!"

-- Luthien

"Two! TWO! TWO MAGES IN ONE! But wait-- there's more!"

-- Everyone (re the Max/Khyrisse mindmeld)

"Great for a thief!"

-- Tila and Luthien

"WAIT! IT'S SCOTT!"

-- Palmer

"He has that gladiator twang."

-- Luthien (re Jake)

"His, uh, MOTHER was a gladiator!"

-- Tila

"Never threaten Newell!"

-- Tila

"Palmer, what's your intelligence?"

"NEGLIGABLE."

-- the Dougmaster and Rhynwa

"Come here, womanly woman! Hold onto the long healing rod!"

-- Dr. Zeinfeld to Khyrisse

"Tila leaps forward, rips off her armor, and throws herself on the table."

-- Tila (still trying to get a date)

"You all are the biggest phobes! Not feebs. PHOBES."

-- the Dougmaster

"What is a number? Except for an abstract representation of humanity?"

-- Tila, trying to talk her way out of being branded

"I'm ALLERGIC to brands!"

-- Tila, resrting to wailing

"It's the 'CLERIC-I'M-BETTER-THAN-YOU' Stare."

-- Luthien

"We all glare."

"I'M not!"

-- Everyone except Janther, and Janther

"I seem to have smelled you coming. EWWWW!"

-- Lord Vadiron

"Did you get your balls cut off?"

"NO. But thank you for your concern."

-- Rhynwa and Palmer

"Janther in the lion's den: 'GOOOOOD lions!' "

-- Tila

"Suddenly the wolf pulls out a chainsaw!"

-- Schneider

"SNOOPY."

"The wyvern!!"

-- Luthien and Rhynwa

"He's a vibrator with a nightlight!"

-- Luthien (re Schneider)

"Race ya!"

-- Luthien (to Palmer)

"This looks very serious."

"THIS IS A WALK IN THE PARK!"

-- Schneider and Luthien (!)

"I'll bet it's easier to hit now!"

-- Luthien

"I'm SO amused. I'M JUST SO AMUSED."

-- the Dougmaster

"Palmer's heart gushes blood all over the floor!"

-- Tila

"Palmer Khan! You just beheaded a wyvern! What are you going to do?"

-- Schneider

"Magic man! Runt magic man! Little runt magic man with the ugly face! How did you do that?"

"Magic."

-- Dr. Zeinfeld and Schneider

"Come back and fight, you!"

-- Tila and Palmer

"Don't lick my spell book, Scott!"

-- the Dougmaster

"It continues as far as you can't see!"

-- the Dougmaster (to Janther)

"Sit down before I stab you!"

-- Luthien

"I want to smack him around!"

"WHY?"

"BECAUSE I'M VIOLENT!!!"

-- Luthien and Janther

"You couldn't hit a b-b with the broad side of a barn!"

-- Luthien

"WHO THE HELL IS THIS IDIOT?"

-- Palmer (re Signet the Significant)

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)