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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

The Book of Ataniel

Home For The Holidays

In which Luthien is returned to life (sort of), and the One True Bloodscar begins murdering retired villains...

'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

"Go ahead. GIVE a zombie cooties. I DARE YOU."
-- Luthien

"Your LOVE SNACK OF DOOM."
-- Alyssa (re Doug's jailbait)

"UNNGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
-- Luthien the zombie

"Death, Doom, Destruction, and the Cute One on the Left."
-- Rhynwa (re the Spell Casters' Couch)

"--but since I'm a zombie, I think last."
-- Luthien

"You're ALWAYS annoying us, Schneider."

"Schneider invents the dirty limerick."
-- Max

"I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as Princess Nikita..."
-- Schneider

"You groaned critically!"
-- the Dougmaster

"Scott, the mouth is in the FRONT of the head."
-- the Dougmaster (re a spectacular miss at catching Combos)

"YOU EVIL FOUL MINION!"

"It's COW season."
-- some feeb at the slaughterhouse

"HEY! HEY!! I WANT THE MAGIC PENCIL!!!"
"Silly thief."
-- Tila and Rhynwa

"I detect no traps. HE detects no traps. --YOU detect no traps, WE detect no traps, THEY detect-- I'M CONJUGATING the verb 'Detect Traps'!!!"
-- Tila

"I allow him to touch my stone... AND IT WAS GOOD, TOO!"
-- Tila (re Palmer)

"Do the thief thing!"

"I HEAR A COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT COMING!"

"God DAMN, how many evil cults can you CREATE??!"
-- Rhynwa (to the Dougmaster, God of Severe Character Harrassment)

"MEN. THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE."
-- Tila

"Are you there, God? It's me, Rhynwa."
-- Rhynwa

"Yeah, Zombie Points!"
"Does that mean the fairy has Brownie Points?"
-- Tila and Luthien

"I LIKE IT. IT'S PRETTY. IT LOOKS LIKE A ROSE."
"The Esthetic Luthien!"
-- Luthien and Janther

"It's a +2 NADA!"

"Lying... does not work... on undead."
-- Max (re Luthien)

Book of Ataniel

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)

Sewer Tour Cast:
Jonah as Schneider, smart-alecky jester
Evan as Luthien, crabby necromancer
Alyssa as Rhynwa, priestess of death
Laura as Janther, demonically possessed ranger
Kay as Tila, love-starved thief
Scott as Max, nice-guy hero
Ed as Palmer, reckless ex-gladiator
Kris as Khyrisse, high-strung elven sorceress
Doug as Dungeonmaster and everyone else

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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

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