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Home For The Holidays

In which Luthien is returned to life (sort of), and the One True Bloodscar begins murdering retired villains...

"Go ahead. GIVE a zombie cooties. I DARE YOU."

-- Luthien

"Your LOVE SNACK OF DOOM."

-- Alyssa (re Doug's jailbait)

"UNNGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

-- Luthien the zombie

"Death, Doom, Destruction, and the Cute One on the Left."

-- Rhynwa (re the Spell Casters' Couch)

"--but since I'm a zombie, I think last."

-- Luthien

"You're ALWAYS annoying us, Schneider."

"Schneider invents the dirty limerick."

-- Max

"I think that I shall never see,

a poem lovely as Princess Nikita..."

-- Schneider

"You groaned critically!"

-- the Dougmaster

"Scott, the mouth is in the FRONT of the head."

-- the Dougmaster (re a spectacular miss at catching Combos)

"YOU EVIL FOUL MINION!"

"It's COW season."

-- some feeb at the slaughterhouse

"HEY! HEY!! I WANT THE MAGIC PENCIL!!!"

"Silly thief."

-- Tila and Rhynwa

"I detect no traps. HE detects no traps. --YOU detect no traps, WE detect no traps, THEY detect-- I'M CONJUGATING the verb 'Detect Traps'!!!"

-- Tila

"I allow him to touch my stone... AND IT WAS GOOD, TOO!"

-- Tila (re Palmer)

"Do the thief thing!"

"I HEAR A COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT COMING!"

"God DAMN, how many evil cults can you CREATE??!"

-- Rhynwa (to the Dougmaster, God of Severe Character Harrassment)

"MEN. THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE."

-- Tila

"Are you there, God? It's me, Rhynwa."

-- Rhynwa

"Yeah, Zombie Points!"

"Does that mean the fairy has Brownie Points?"

-- Tila and Luthien

"I LIKE IT. IT'S PRETTY. IT LOOKS LIKE A ROSE."

"The Esthetic Luthien!"

-- Luthien and Janther

"It's a +2 NADA!"

"Lying... does not work... on undead."

-- Max (re Luthien)

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)