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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

The Book of Ataniel

Down In Flames

In which Luthien is killed and revived as a zombie, and the Sewer Tour defeats the Web to reveal cultist corruption within the Church of Tal...

'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

"You BETTER give me a cookie, 'cause I'm Franklin Richards!"
-- Evan (re Gdeon)

"I'M STILL IN COMBAT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME."
-- Luthien

"He was doing the Death Jump."
-- the Dougmaster

"You break it, you bought it!"
-- the Dougmaster (re the weird noises in the alley)

"And if I die of poisoning, none of you are in my will."
-- Tila

"Luthien's dead-- Faraker's awake... Luthien's dead-- Faraker's awake...!"
"Fickleness, thy name is woman."
-- Rhynwa and the Dougmaster

"Not the LEFT! There's NEVER treasure to the left!!"
--Tila

"Beside him is this creepy dead-looking thing--"
"A CREEPY DEAD-LOOKING THING??"
-- the Dougmaster and Luthien the zombie

"With all the fear of MUSTER?"
"'DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON??!!?'"

"Women tend not to have projectile orgasms."
-- Rhynwa

"Holy Father, who art in Heaven, let me backstab this bastard..."
-- Schneider

"It's a CREEPY DEAD THING. It's not going to attack stupid animals, it's going after HUMAN BLOOD."
-- the Dougmaster (re Janther's concern for Spots)

"The living yo-yo."
"THE EXISTANCE PENDULUM."
--(re Khyrisse)

"Zombies don't GET experience points, you FUCK."
-- Luthien

" 'I've died, and I can't get up!' "
-- Khyrisse

"I don't care. I refuse to have a conscience."
-- Luthien

"Evil things from HEAVEN I don't think he cares about."
-- Tila (re Quell, Scourge of All Demons)

"COMMENCE TRAP-CHECKING!"

"ARE YOU TELLING ME MY JOB?"
"YES!!"
"Oh."
-- Quell and Rhynwa

"My SPEAR has an oral fixation."
-- Luthien

"Charm Tammy Faye, she needs it."
-- Max

"Take a VALIUM, Tila."
-- Schneider

"Luthien, how old is this blood?"
"OLD ENOUGH TO CONGEAL."
-- someone and Luthien

" 'The Blind Door'... I KICK IT OPEN."
"Did it work?"
"Can't tell."
-- Janther and Luthien

"I CRITICALLY MASTURBATE!"
--Tila

"What do I need to hit a Primal Force? I have a THACo 10 with my hammer."
"You'd have to roll... a natural 21. On a d4."
-- Max and the EVIL Dougmaster (the Primal Force in question, natch)

"BANSHEE, BANSHEE, KHYRISSE IS A BANSHEE...!"
-- Palmer

"STUPID HUMAN."
-- Max (re Palmer)

"Elves are 90% resistant to Sleep, Charm, and COOTIES."
--Khyrisse

Book of Ataniel

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)

Sewer Tour Cast:
Jonah as Schneider, smart-alecky jester
Evan as Luthien, crabby necromancer
Alyssa as Rhynwa, priestess of death
Laura as Janther, demonically possessed ranger
Kay as Tila, love-starved thief
Scott as Max, nice-guy hero
Ed as Palmer, reckless ex-gladiator
Kris as Khyrisse, high-strung elven sorceress
Doug as Dungeonmaster and everyone else

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