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I Fought The Law... And The Law Won

In which our heroes try to clear Javert of a murder he did not commit, and Noyarc is captured by the evil Web...

"I don't have to kill them. Arawn will do it all by himself."

-- Rhynwa

"No, the owls ARE what they seem; they're OWLS! Are you MAD?"

-- Duke Ravenhill

"Yet another one in the DUMBER-THAN-KEROUAC FILE!"

-- Schneider

"Are you the Sewer People?"

"Can't you tell by the SMELL?"

-- some flunky and Luthien

"It's DINNER."

-- Luthien

"If you like him so much, chain him to your BED."

"I don't think I COULD. He's a lot bigger than I am."

"I'LL chain him to the bed FOR you. Because it's not MINE."

-- Luthien and Tila

"The BACHELOR PARTY FROM HELL!"

-- Schneider

"Excuse me, folks, I've got to go take a bath..."

"It's about time."

-- Schneider and Luthien

"Oh dear, I think we're in deep shit..."

-- Rhynwa

"You ARE gonna talk."

-- Rhynwa (to Khyrisse)

"So it's not the SIZE of the stone, it's what you DO with it."

-- Max (!)

"If he eats your face, we'll know he's one."

-- Luthien

"That was frightening, Doug."

"It was, Jonah. Don't do it again."

-- Jonah and the Dougmaster

"Go ahead. I'll stop making stupid comments."

"JAH, RIGHT. AS IF."

-- the Dougmaster and EVERYONE

"THE ASS OF POWER. Princess Nikita."

-- Schneider

" 'You say you want a revelation...' "

-- Max

"You're mad."

"NO. I'm merely UPSET."

-- Duke Ravenhill and Luthien

"We are all the pawns of our respective destinies."

"We are all the pawns of the DM, but that's beside the point."

-- somebody and Schneider

"I DO appreciate the value of procured items. That's what I do for a LIVING!"

-- Tila

"I've got news for you. The Sherman Anti-Trust Act won't be passed for about twelve hundred years."

-- Schneider

"Amanda was NOT a character. Amanda was a GOAT."

--Ed

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)