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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

The Book of Ataniel

I Fought The Law... And The Law Won

In which our heroes try to clear Javert of a murder he did not commit, and Noyarc is captured by the evil Web...

'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

"I don't have to kill them. Arawn will do it all by himself."
-- Rhynwa

"No, the owls ARE what they seem; they're OWLS! Are you MAD?"
-- Duke Ravenhill

"Yet another one in the DUMBER-THAN-KEROUAC FILE!"
-- Schneider

"Are you the Sewer People?"
"Can't you tell by the SMELL?"
-- some flunky and Luthien

"It's DINNER."
-- Luthien

"If you like him so much, chain him to your BED."
"I don't think I COULD. He's a lot bigger than I am."
"I'LL chain him to the bed FOR you. Because it's not MINE."
-- Luthien and Tila

"The BACHELOR PARTY FROM HELL!"
-- Schneider

"Excuse me, folks, I've got to go take a bath..."
"It's about time."
-- Schneider and Luthien

"Oh dear, I think we're in deep shit..."
-- Rhynwa

"You ARE gonna talk."
-- Rhynwa (to Khyrisse)

"So it's not the SIZE of the stone, it's what you DO with it."
-- Max (!)

"If he eats your face, we'll know he's one."
-- Luthien

"That was frightening, Doug."
"It was, Jonah. Don't do it again."
-- Jonah and the Dougmaster

"Go ahead. I'll stop making stupid comments."
"JAH, RIGHT. AS IF."
-- the Dougmaster and EVERYONE

"THE ASS OF POWER. Princess Nikita."
-- Schneider

" 'You say you want a revelation...' "
-- Max

"You're mad."
"NO. I'm merely UPSET."
-- Duke Ravenhill and Luthien

"We are all the pawns of our respective destinies."
"We are all the pawns of the DM, but that's beside the point."
-- somebody and Schneider

"I DO appreciate the value of procured items. That's what I do for a LIVING!"
-- Tila

"I've got news for you. The Sherman Anti-Trust Act won't be passed for about twelve hundred years."
-- Schneider

"Amanda was NOT a character. Amanda was a GOAT."
--Ed

Book of Ataniel

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)

Sewer Tour Cast:
Jonah as Schneider, smart-alecky jester
Evan as Luthien, crabby necromancer
Alyssa as Rhynwa, priestess of death
Laura as Janther, demonically possessed ranger
Kay as Tila, love-starved thief
Scott as Max, nice-guy hero
Ed as Palmer, reckless ex-gladiator
Kris as Khyrisse, high-strung elven sorceress
Doug as Dungeonmaster and everyone else

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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

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