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A Nice Little Town In The Middle Of Nowhere

In which the Sewer Tour, dispatched to prevent a war between Dalencia and the Giants, teams up with the Noyarc the werewolf to defeat the evil Huntsman...

"Someone, somewhere, needs Evan's tongue. That's PRETTY gross."

-- Jonah

"HMM! It sure SMELLS like blood. Does it SMEAR like blood?"

-- Luthien

"NO, NO! BAD! DOWN!"

-- Rhynwa to Gdeon

" 'Waiting for Gdeon'!"

-- EVERYBODY

"Dead or dead, you're coming with me!"

-- Luthien

"You CRITICALLY climb the tree."

-- the Dougmaster

"A Burning Bowling Ball of Blazing Badness."

-- Luthien

"I was kind of more concerned about the PEOPLE."

"Oh. Yeah. Them too."

-- Rhynwa and Luthien prioritizing

"Chester, is Don a werewolf too or is he, like, just this guy?"

-- Janther

"He's a frustrated artist! THAT'S why he's doing this!"

--Luthien psychoanalyzing the Huntsman

"You wanna be Thor, GODDESS OF CARPENTRY?"

-- Alyssa shutting up Steven Kent

"Well, obviously I was captured by Mr. Antler-Head!"

-- Noyarc

"Noyarc takes the lead, muttering about stupid little towns in the middle of nowhere."

-- the Dougmaster

"I may be frivolous, but I'm not an idiot."

-- Rhynwa

"Sorry, you're not dying and getting out of THIS fight!"

-- Rhynwa, curing critical wounds

"If it is, then I'll turn it in; if it's not, then I'm keeping it and fuck all of you."

-- Rhynwa

AND THE EVER-PRESENT:

"How stupid are these people, anyway?"

-- the Evil Dougmaster

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)