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Tila Vs. Gila/Reign Of The Iron Tyrants

In which our heroes travel to the dimension of the evil Iron Tyrants, and Max is mind-controlled into killing his girlfriend Khyrisse...

�I�ve been PINGED!�

-- Khyrisse

�I AM DEAD! I AM SO DEAD!!�

�I AM SORRY! I AM SO SORRY!!�

-- Khyrisse and Max

�She was Stoneskinned right before she died.�

�That sounds kind of redundant...�

-- the Dougmaster and Luthien

�Why is he laughing?�

�He�s going into hysterics.�

-- Janther and Rhynwa

�I�m DEAD!�

�You�ll get BETTER!!�

-- Khyrisse and Luthien

�Don�t worry, Max. If we can�t get her back, you can go join her!�

�Oh, yeah, get him SUICIDAL now!!�

-- Rhynwa and Luthien

THE BUTTERFLY HAS LANDED.�

-- Luthien, announcing Khyri's resurrection

�I�m sorry...�

�DON�T touch me!�

-- Max and a still-miffed Khyrisse

�No, it�s his natural alignment.�

�After she defiled her, we REFILED her.�

�We refiled her under �D� for �Dead�.�

-- Luthien and Tila

� �I�m not really back-stabbing you, I�m looking for the ladies� room!� �

-- Janther inventing excuses for Tila

�He�s going to suck my brain!�

-- Tila

�Just wait. The gods collect taxes, too.�

�And you should see the tax on bad karma.�

-- Luthien and Rhynwa

�Stop playing with your rope in times of trouble!�

-- Luthien to Palmer

�Yeah, it�s okay! I�m still standing!�

-- Janther, after taking some stupid amount of damage

�I got a one.�

�I got a rock.�

-- Max and Khyrisse

�It�s an equal opportunity twelve.�

-- Max

�The resistance is too high, the capacitance is too low... and it would be silly.�

-- Rhynwa

�Perfect unconsciousness. See how relaxing perfection can be?�

-- Luthien

�I sure hope he doesn�t meet up with a MIME flayer.�

�No thanks. I have enough problems with God as it is.�

-- Rhynwa

� 'This is your brain. This is your brain on psionics.' �

-- Palmer

�I plan on getting a new proficiency. �Quantum Mechanics�.�

-- Luthien

�WHAT WOULD MAGNATE GIVE FOR THIS?�

-- Luthien

�I LIKE a lot of light. Light is my FRIEND. Light is NOT HIS friend.�

-- Luthien

�My sheepie friends!�

-- the Sheepherder

�In the religion of Arawn, we create life the old-fashioned way. WE GET LAID.�

-- Schneider

� 'Arawn has left the building!' �

�DO NOT PASS GO, GO DIRECTLY TO LAWFUL EVIL.�

-- Max

� �Dispel Palmer�! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!�

-- Max

�Palmer-- SHUTTHEFUCKUP.�

-- Luthien

�Even better, a cyclops!�

�PRIVATE EYE!�

-- Max and Janther

�Why are you attacking my-- GOOD MOVE!�

-- Palmer

�Palmer, kill.�

-- Luthien

�I�m down to my maximum. AFTER TAKING DAMAGE!�

-- Luthien

�Can I sheep them in this field?�

-- the Sheepherder

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)