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'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

The Book of Ataniel

Tila Vs. Gila/Reign Of The Iron Tyrants

In which our heroes travel to the dimension of the evil Iron Tyrants, and Max is mind-controlled into killing his girlfriend Khyrisse...

'Does the moon look bigger to you tonight?'

�I�ve been PINGED!�
-- Khyrisse

�I AM DEAD! I AM SO DEAD!!�
�I AM SORRY! I AM SO SORRY!!�
-- Khyrisse and Max

�She was Stoneskinned right before she died.�
�That sounds kind of redundant...�
-- the Dougmaster and Luthien

�Why is he laughing?�
�He�s going into hysterics.�
-- Janther and Rhynwa

�I�m DEAD!�
�You�ll get BETTER!!�
-- Khyrisse and Luthien

�Don�t worry, Max. If we can�t get her back, you can go join her!�
�Oh, yeah, get him SUICIDAL now!!�
-- Rhynwa and Luthien

THE BUTTERFLY HAS LANDED.�
-- Luthien, announcing Khyri's resurrection

�I�m sorry...�
�DON�T touch me!�
-- Max and a still-miffed Khyrisse

�No, it�s his natural alignment.�

�After she defiled her, we REFILED her.�
�We refiled her under �D� for �Dead�.�
-- Luthien and Tila

� �I�m not really back-stabbing you, I�m looking for the ladies� room!� �
-- Janther inventing excuses for Tila

�He�s going to suck my brain!�
-- Tila

�Just wait. The gods collect taxes, too.�
�And you should see the tax on bad karma.�
-- Luthien and Rhynwa

�Stop playing with your rope in times of trouble!�
-- Luthien to Palmer

�Yeah, it�s okay! I�m still standing!�
-- Janther, after taking some stupid amount of damage

�I got a one.�
�I got a rock.�
-- Max and Khyrisse

�It�s an equal opportunity twelve.�
-- Max

�The resistance is too high, the capacitance is too low... and it would be silly.�
-- Rhynwa

�Perfect unconsciousness. See how relaxing perfection can be?�
-- Luthien

�I sure hope he doesn�t meet up with a MIME flayer.�

�No thanks. I have enough problems with God as it is.�
-- Rhynwa

� 'This is your brain. This is your brain on psionics.' �
-- Palmer

�I plan on getting a new proficiency. �Quantum Mechanics�.�
-- Luthien

�WHAT WOULD MAGNATE GIVE FOR THIS?�
-- Luthien

�I LIKE a lot of light. Light is my FRIEND. Light is NOT HIS friend.�
-- Luthien

�My sheepie friends!�
-- the Sheepherder

�In the religion of Arawn, we create life the old-fashioned way. WE GET LAID.�
-- Schneider

� 'Arawn has left the building!' �

�DO NOT PASS GO, GO DIRECTLY TO LAWFUL EVIL.�
-- Max

� �Dispel Palmer�! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!�
-- Max

�Palmer-- SHUTTHEFUCKUP.�
-- Luthien

�Even better, a cyclops!�
�PRIVATE EYE!�
-- Max and Janther

�Why are you attacking my-- GOOD MOVE!�
-- Palmer

�Palmer, kill.�
-- Luthien

�I�m down to my maximum. AFTER TAKING DAMAGE!�
-- Luthien

�Can I sheep them in this field?�
-- the Sheepherder

Book of Ataniel

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)

Sewer Tour Cast:
Jonah as Schneider, smart-alecky jester
Evan as Luthien, crabby necromancer
Alyssa as Rhynwa, priestess of death
Laura as Janther, demonically possessed ranger
Kay as Tila, love-starved thief
Scott as Max, nice-guy hero
Ed as Palmer, reckless ex-gladiator
Kris as Khyrisse, high-strung elven sorceress
Doug as Dungeonmaster and everyone else

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