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Rimbor City: Duke St. Augustine

In which Duke St Augustine is slain at last and his soul trapped within Janther...

"You hath breasts!"

"Quite a few."

"Only two!"

"Yeah, but there's a lot of them."

-- Oethnar, Rhynwa, and Janther

"I'm a trainer at the arena."

"There IS no arena."

-- Jake and Everyone (coming to terms with unemployment)

"You lay one hand on the elf and you're dead shit."

-- Schneider (to Leon Kim)

"NPC, proud as a peacock."

-- Tila

"No. Well, yes. Yes!"

-- Tila (being offered use of Rhynwa's beau-hunk)

"Through the--"

"SEWERS!!"

-- the Dougmaster and group

"Plate armor: strong enough for a man."

"But made for a woman."

-- Tila and group

"Only you can prevent demon fire."

-- Schneider

"Sometimes a janitorial closet is just a janitorial closet."

-- Schneider

"Is there ANYTHING we can do about these damn doors?"

"I can destroy the hallway."

-- Tila and Luthien

"Which hallway, Top, Middle or Bottom?"

"Top. I like to be on top."

"I don't mind being on the bottom. It's the middle that's the problem."

-- the Dougmaster, Tila, and Rhynwa

"The mages orgasm."

-- Tila and Rhynwa

"Let's loot as much as we can before they jump us."

-- Tila

TILA'S NEW POEM:

"There once was a feeb named Clyde,

Who challenged the S.T. and died,

He could not spell,

So he went straight to hell,

And that was a pretty long ride."

"He does souls. He does life forces. He does bar mitzvahs and weddings. He's the fun-loving god of death. He's Arawn."

-- Schneider

"Loot!"

"WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME."

"LOOT IN PASSING!"

-- Tila and Luthien

"Care to make an evil soliliquy and tell us why you're still alive, Duke St. Augustine?"

-- Janther

"What a scummy thing to do!"

"Thank you!"

-- Rhynwa and the Dougmaster

"What do you think I am, a condominium?"

-- Janther, on Duke St. Augustine's imprisonment

"Always look on the bright side of life-- Armor Class 1."

-- Tila

"Laura leaps onto the couch and attacks Kay with a mechanical pencil."

-- Kay

"Quell is not stupid. He knows the difference between lawyers and demons-- there IS no difference!"

-- Quell, Scourge of All Demons

"Tila starts to cry, suddenly realizing that she is still a virgin."

-- Tila

"He's straddling Tila. He's hard as a rock. And she's not even alive to enjoy it."

-- Schneider

"TOAST GOLEM!"

-- EVERYBODY

"Pluvius Sturoster: the only man in existance to kill a stone golem with a desk set."

-- Janther

"It's okay, Schluffy-Pops."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT IN COMBAT!"

-- Rhynwa and Luthien

"Quell, you'd better heal that."

-- Janther (to the mind-controlled Quell, who just belted him)

"Never underestimate the power of positive threatening."

-- Luthien

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)