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Rimbor City: Signet And The Significants-- Remix
In which our heroes had a humungous, session-long fight with Signet, the New Significants, and Elvis the Air Elemental...

- "Kris is staring down Alyssa, Alyssa is staring down Kris, and Evan is staring down her shirt!"
- -- the Evil, EEEEEVIL Dougmaster (who made Kris lose)
- "NO! I just want to kill him! Then I'll be fine!!"
- -- Rhynwa
- "The Sword of Speed Beyond Speed!"
- "The sword is on drugs?"
- " 'This is your sword. This is your sword on drugs.' "
- "And this is your sword on drugs with a side of bacon."
- -- the Dougmaster, Palmer, Schneider, and Tila
- "Where is it all going to end? All this senseless killing... WHY AM I SAYING THIS???"
- -- Luthien
- "This is looking seriously perturbing."
- "LIGHTEN UP, DAMMIT!"
- -- Schneider and Luthien (!)
- "Doug, Rhynwa has NO Elvis in her. She is ELVIS-RESISTANT."
- -- Rhynwa
- "You might want to take up shorthand, Kris."
- -- the Dougmaster (ha ha big funny!)
- "You've been agenticized!"
- -- Max
- "Excuse me, son. What ARE you tryin' to do here?"
- "I'M ATTEMPTING TO KILL YOU."
- -- Elvis and Max (!)
- "They're tough, warrior-type feebs."
- "RHYN! It's your big chance!"
- "Well, you've already fucked half of it up."
- -- the Dougmaster and Rhynwa
- "Let's stick him to a refrigerator!"
- -- Max (re Signet's attraction for metal)
- "Why did you people hang OUT with this feeb???"
- -- Tila
- "SAVE VS. MOLTEN SLAG!!"
- -- Max
- "Elvis' Greatest Hits, Volume Two."
- -- Max
- "Just don't let Elvis get the HARP!!!"
- -- Schneider
- " 'I think I'll paint outer space... black...' "
- -- Luthien
- "He thinks he's a SCUD missile."
- "No, SCOTT thinks he's a PATRIOT!!"
- "Thus proven that Elvis is just a giant windbag!"
- -- Max
- "Elvis could have a spell like, 'Incite Nausea'!"
- "No, 'Incite DRUG OVERDOSE'."
- "You mean, he thinks he's FUNNY again."
- -- Luthien
- "That's the WEATHER REPORT!"
- --Laura, re the combat map that Alyssa kept drawing gusts of wind on
- " 'Maxwell is blowing in the wind...' Mabye I SHOULD become a bard."
- -- Luthien
- "Tila decides she's going to be a NUN. As long as she's not getting any, she might as well have cool spells."
- -- Tila
- "You take six points of punning damage from Max."
- -- Luthien
- "Max, I'm going to have to teach you how to LIE."
- -- Luthien
- "Too bad it was a PSIONIC petrification and not a GAZE attack!"
- -- Janther
- "Max?"
- "SHUT UP."
- -- the Dougmaster and Max
- "Palmer, when I'm done with this fight, I'm going to hit you a lot."
- -- Luthien
- "I defer. For reasons of death."
- -- Max
- "Are you dead?"
- "Yeah, quite!!"
- -- Rhynwa and Schneider
- "I think we're outmatched."
- "But never outclassed!"
- -- Rhynwa and Luthien
- "HIT him! HIT HIM NOW!!"
- -- Rhynwa
- "They're having a revolution, and I'M a ROCK!!"
- --Janther, petrified
- "I'm a polyphiliac!"
- -- Tila
- "It's our side! IT'S OUR SIDE!!"
- --(here comes the cavalry!)
- "Syndriannia! Turn me to flesh, BABY!!"
- -- Janther (Cross off another Ti'Ar'Na candidate!)
- "Here come the clerics!"
- "I told you they'd be here."
- -- Pluvius Sturoster
- "You literally fucked the living daylights out of him!"
- -- Tila (to Rhynwa re Luthien)
- "Doug, this combat is getting ridiculous, start killing people!"
- "NOT US!!!!"
- -- Rhynwa and EVERYONE
- "--considering the eight million fucking thieves we have?"
- -- Rhynwa
- "I love your addition of breasts to Rhynwa in this picture. They look like you fastened them on with Velcro!"
- -- Laura
- "Oh, my god, he fits all the qualifications, WHY AM I KILLING HIM?? He's big, he's male, and he's human!"
- -- Tila
- "Quell, do Quell things!"
- -- Luthien
- "Ill-advise THIS, bud."
- -- Luthien
- "Hey, don't pick your beam in public."
- "It sounds like the title of a painting. 'Butterfly in Mud'."
- -- Rhynwa
- " 'ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!' "
- "You've got a Signet on your head!"
- "Play something Elvis would hate!"
- "LAWRENCE WELK!"
- "I think we're ALL at a -1..."
- -- Schneider and someone
- "NOT a prayer in hell."
- "Thank you, Arawn. I don't know who you are, but thank you for saving my butt."
- -- Tila
- "Dispelvis!"
- --Max
- "MY kill!"
- -- Rhynwa (re Signet)
- "Go! Kill! I'll save your butt."
- -- Rhynwa
- "Will you at LEAST STAND STILL??!"
- "--to defend she who would devour the world!"
- "SHE'S NOT THAT HUNGRY!"
- -- Leon Kim and Max
- "I AM NO BOYCHIK."
- -- Max
- "JAVERT ATTACKS ELVIS!"
- "YAAAAAY!!!!"
- -- the Dougmaster and a lot of people who had been getting their butts kicked FAR too much
- "I loot!"
- -- Tila
- "'This is Max outside the mansion of Duke St. Augustine! This is Max INSIDE the mansion of Duke St. Augustine! And this is Max being TRASHED by Duke St. Augustine!'"
- -- Luthien, taking photographs
- "Unconscious and IN THE WAY???"
- -- Max
- "Have I met you? I'm Signet the Sig--"
- "I'LL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT."
- -- Signet and Luthien
- �What�s red, black, and white, and goes round and round? Khyrisse in a blender!�
- -- Max
- "Does she know about Candi and Bambi?"
- "Can you say, 'cat fight'?"
- -- Signet and Max

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)
Sewer Tour Cast:
Jonah as Schneider, smart-alecky jester
Evan as Luthien, crabby necromancer
Alyssa as Rhynwa, priestess of death
Laura as Janther, demonically possessed ranger
Kay as Tila, love-starved thief
Scott as Max, nice-guy hero
Ed as Palmer, reckless ex-gladiator
Kris as Khyrisse, high-strung elven sorceress
Doug as Dungeonmaster and everyone else

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