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Glimpses Of The Past

In which Shilree's grave is found empty, and Max learns of his evil father's whereabouts...

"The bigger they are, the harder they hit."

-- Luthien

"Schneider can do just fine without perfection, thank you!"

-- Schneider

"Prince Renault... wait... what was the other brother's name again?"

"It's Prince Oh-Fuck-You-Ed."

-- Ed annoying Doug about the huge and unrememberable Dalencian court

"Oh, NO! The child's been FEEBED!"

-- Evan

"Schneider steps discreetly on Luthien's foot. REALLY HARD."

"Ask for a FEMALE PRIESTESS! --As opposed to a MALE priestess, which is completely different..."

-- Luthien

"The Attack of the Killer Appliances from Hell!"

--Scott

"Normal weapon. Normal weapon. Shit-shit-SHIT."

-- Luthien, unable to do damage

"I LIKE MY SPELLS."

-- Luthien

"That's pretty good. Did you ever consider a career as a bard?"

"NO."

-- Schneider and Luthien

"He does things with dead people that no Baptist SHOULD."

-- Schneider, on Luthien

" 'The ADVENTURERS'."

"Shamefully lacking in imagination, Luthien."

"BUT IT'S TRUE."

-- Luthien and Schneider debating team names

"Horrible... evil... bad... pestilence... death..."

-- Brother What's-His-Face

"Newell, the God of Convenient Plot Development."

-- Jonah

"Does it sound sort of like this? *ghostly wailing noise* "

"YES."

"It's probably just two people taking a few more points off their Purity Test scores."

-- Schneider and Luthien diagnosing a haunting

"Well, the dearly departed-- who has since departed--"

"WELL APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE ACCOMODATIONS AND LEFT."

-- Luthien, re Shilree

"I don't HAVE any spells to track a body. Normally bodies don't GO anywhere!"

-- Luthien

"What are you doing over there?"

"PUTTING DIRT IN A JAR."

-- Detective Colombus and Luthien

"Invasion of the Body Trackers!"

--Laura

"JAH, RIGHT. AS IF!"

--everyone

"The Kerouac Method of Negotiation succeeds again!"

-- Jonah

"Since you obviously have more contacts than we do-- having none--"

--Rhynwa

"Can I see that?"

"How closely?"

-- Schneider and Luthien examining a dagger

"Necrage a trois!"

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)